Androidify Me...
Earlier this morning I downloaded Google's new avatar creating app: Androidify. It's a lot like the old South Park Avatar Maker at SouthParkStudios.net. It's pretty straight forward & a lot of fun.
if you want to give the Android App a spin you can find it here: https://market.android.com/details?id=com.google.android.apps.androidify
Here's what I came up with:
Natural Pain Relievers
This is from the following website: http://tinyurl.com/2bjuo62 . The story is about 13 Ways to Relieve Pain. Most of the article is about perscription pain medications - including suggesting oxycontin, fentanyl, ultrams and more. While these medications are nothing new to pain sufferers, some of the Natural Remedies recommended are new to me. So I'm going to share it with you. I'm not 100% if this website has pop-ups or obnoxious ads (I use Adblock+ for Firefox). So you're on your own if you visit the link above. (I also don't know about any of the claims suggested by that website and below.) Hope it helps.
(BEGINNING OF ARTICLE)
Natural Remedies - You won’t find the following remedies at the pharmacy, but these natural alternatives may offer relief from aches and pains.
1. Pineapples - This fruit contains a powerful extract called bromelain, which acts like Pac-Man chomping down dangerous clots and plaques that cause pain and inflammation.
Who’s it for? Pineapples or the supplement bromelain can help women who have arthritis or post-surgical inflammation.
2. Crabs and Lobsters - Shellfish are rich in glucosamine, which helps build up the squishy cartilage between your joints. Studies have compared natural glucosamine to medicine and guess what? Glucosamine worked better in the long run!
Who’s it for? Crabs and lobsters are perfect fare for women with osteoarthritis.
3. Fish - Go for the fish that swim in freezing water like salmon, cod and mackerel. Fish or supplements with pure omega 3 fish oils can reduce the amount of nasty prostaglandins, which cause pain and inflammation.
Who’s it for? Women with several health problems benefit from a diet rich in fish. Omega 3s not only ease pain, but also relieve constipation and clean up clogged arteries. It’s ideal for people who have pain and heart disease or high cholesterol. You can take it with almost all medications and other supplements. Plus, it has a slight beneficial blood-thinning effect.
Fish oils also increase your skin’s suppleness - a cool bonus from these slimy critters. Look for better brands that meet or exceed pharmaceutical standards.
4. Worms - More specifically silkworms, but you don’t have to eat them! You’re looking for a supplement with the pain-busting extract serrapeptase, derived from worms.
When the silkworm emerges from hibernation as a moth, it produces an enzyme that breaks up the cocoon and works as an anti-inflammatory.
Who’s it for? Serrapeptase supplements help women suffering from fibromyalgia, arthritis, bursitis, tendonitis, plantar fasciitis – pretty much any kind of “itis.”
The brand Vitalzym X works well because it combines serrapeptase with other natural anti-inflammatories. Vitalzym may also shrink fibroid cysts.
5. Green-Lipped Mussels (Perna Canaliculus) - You can eat the little guys if you want, but the pain-relieving quality comes from their extract.
Green-lipped mussels are popular in New Zealand, which explains why so few Kiwis have arthritis. The magic in the mussel lies in two primary ingredients: a natural antihistamine and omega 3 fatty acids, which calm inflammation. There’s also a little glucosamine present.
Who’s it for? Women with asthma, multiple sclerosis and skin problems can benefit. Those with shellfish allergies will want to pass on them.(END OF ARTICLE)
For other ways to relieve pain, look beyond your comfort zone: Consider hands-on healing: hypnosis, transcendental meditation, yoga, massage, chiropractic care and acupuncture. These are all non-drug alternatives that reduce pain chemicals and stress in the body.
How To Destroy Angels - GET THIS!
A new cd has landed and it rocks! The band is How To Destroy Angels and the album has the same title.
The high bit rate cd (lossless) is only $2 USD. You just have to pick up a copy of this cd! Why? Well it's a cd by Trent Reznor (of NIN fame) and Mariqueen Maandig (of Trent Reznor marriage fame).
The 6 single EP is currently free in 320kbps mp3 format. The full cd will drop July 6th, 2010 and will be $6.95 at Amazon.com. You can get the EP now at: http://www.howtodestroyangels.com.
The 6 track single cd is pure genuis! Grab it.
Itawamba County Agricultural High School "Real" Moral Prom
The Real Moral Prom! The kids at Itawamba County Agricultural High School had their prom on Friday. That's the school where Constance McMillen wanted to take her girlfriend to the prom. The school decided it was going to just cancel the prom instead of letting a gay teen attend the dance. The school didn't want her lesbian-ness to destroy and corrupt the moral fabric of the nice Christian kids at the school.
After going to court (with the ACLU), the school decided to hold the prom at a Private Country Club and said that Constance would be allowed to go with her gf. But when she showed up the prom only had a whopping 7 other students in attendance at the dance. But word has gotten out that the other students skipped the official school prom in order to attend a private prom at another location. Constance along with the Special Ed students were actually not invited to the "real" prom.
As the news leaks out this week, the other students have indicated that the official school prom (which Constance attended) was in fact a diversion so the student body could gather elsewhere without Constance. It's beginning to look like the teachers, administrators, parents and other students just used the official prom as a way to trick Constance and keep her away from the real event.
Well thanks to Facebook you can visit the Network Page for Itawamba County Agricultural High School and see the students pictures from the real non-gay dance. This is where I got the picture that I decided to upload to Very Demotivational.
As you can see in the picture, the nice moral Christian students are having their fun. Fun that they could only have without the queer kids and retards at the event. (NOTE: I use those terms in a redneck fashion to reflect the mentality of the people in this Jesus Sin Forgiving Mississippi town.)
The best part is the two ladies in the hula skirts grinding on each other in that way only moral heterosexual woman can do at an anti-queer dance. It's not hard to see the irony.
So please vote for the picture at the Cheezburger Website. Thanks!
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